Rent-A-Dog

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Originally uploaded by 038kd

I like dogs, kinda. I don't like them enough to own one, but I'd like to have one around every once in a while when I'm out. Dogs are total chick magnets. You could have the ugliest, stupidest, stinkiest dog in the world and girls will want to come up and pet it and talk to you about dogs, I guess. If you're smooth enough, you could easily turn this conversation into getting digits so they can come see the dog, or you, again.

Somebody needs to open up a dog rental where I could rent a dog for an afternoon. I'd walk him around and meet girls. Tell them that it belongs to my parents, friend, cousin or something and I'm dog-sitting. When I've gain a sufficient amount of numbers, I could take him back and not have to worry about him crapping on my floor.

Black Dog

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Originally uploaded by Loribelle A

I once had a black lab for about two weeks in my childhood. Our house was the last house on a Farm-to-Market road so people would dump their unwanted pets a few miles down the road and then they would end up on our porch.

This one particular lab was pretty smart and he already knew how to shake hands and a whole slew of other tricks. I'd play with the dog and wrestle in the front yard with him every day. He started crapping in the yard and my dad said if I didn't keep the yard clean he would haul the dog off.

I started off being pretty good at cleaning up all the crap. Then I slacked off quite a bit. One time when I came home the dog was no longer there waiting for me at the door. I don't remember if my dad hauled him away or he just ran away.

This image was also in today's Everyone's Uploads. Wowza.